Saving Grace

I didn't have time to go for a walk this evening, but I told Gracie Goo about some of the things I find on the side of the road. She was amazed that people could be that thoughtless.

She started to make a list of ways people could help her Auntie Christina.

1. If you absolutely must throw a piece of paper on the ground, please don't rip it into twenty pieces first. It can still be put back together, and yes, Auntie Christina knows how much you owe in child support.

2. If you have a dog, clean up after it properly. Take the poo back to your house. If you absolutely must, just let it poo on the ground and leave it. Please don't pick up the poo, put it in a plastic bag, tie it in a knot, and then leave it on the side of the road. That's just weird. Auntie Christina wastes too much precious time standing over the bagged poo, deciding whether or not to pick it up.

3. If you absolutely must throw a glass bottle out your car window, try a gentle lob to a soft grassy area, so it doesn't shatter and break into a million pieces.

4.Remember the poo thing